Learning The New Language of Dog!!

A question that many dog lovers ask is, "How come dogs can understand English, but humans can not understand dog?"  This question now has an answer thanks to a company called Ananova.  They have invented a device that classifies the sounds that dogs make into six emotional categories: frustration, menace, joy, sorrow, demand, and self-expression.  Now I know what you may be thinking, I said that the device allows humans to translate dog language into English, but actually the device originated in Japan and translates the sounds into Japanese, but it soon on its way to converting to English.  This new device is called Bowlingual and it works for more than fifty dog species, from Chihuahuas to German Shepard's.